You Have Been Blueshifted: February 2007

17.2.07

16.2.07

Hello Breukelen

They can have my pun when they pry it from my cold, dead sense of humour.

15.2.07

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.

He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.

"One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.

"The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."

The grand son thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"

The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."

13.2.07

Ruler Zig-Zag-Zig Allah

Year of the pig, nobody protected.

11.2.07

Zip Cars to New Rochelle

Today, Geri and I spent a good twenty minutes examining fetal skeletons and other sundry items.

9.2.07

You Will Be Laughing Soon

Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman.

5.2.07

Depress For Oscillation

        

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